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by Bee / 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love
by CRH / 05/03/2011 at 11:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by rastafarimon / 04/17/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
by storyofmylife / 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/27/2010 at 10:03am / United States (New York) / Health
by fungettingdressed / 10/12/2010 at 8:57am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
by tracie / 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals
by ohno / 09/14/2010 at 7:30pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML
by DyingOfShame / 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Love
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
by prego / 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/24/2010 at 3:29am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by single now / 02/26/2010 at 12:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
by OMGraven / 02/19/2010 at 3:24am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…