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Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)
Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by CRH (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 9:09am - intimacy - by georgiahick -
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 10:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
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On 10/12/2010 at 8:57am - intimacy - by fungettingdressed - United States
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm - animals - by tracie (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by ohno - United States
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm - health - by prego - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I was explaining to my 4 year old daughter that we had to wait until the sign said "walk" before crossing the street and stop if it said "don't walk". Halfway across the intersection, the light turned. She refused to budge. I had to drag her in front of 3 amused looking motorists. FML
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On 07/01/2010 at 10:05pm - kids - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States
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