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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:15pm

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Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML

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On 02/07/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by Hopeless -

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got dressed and went to work. Only when I got there and saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror did I notice that the colour and detail of my black lacy bra could easily be seen. I work for a construction company. Full of men. FML

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On 02/07/2011 at 2:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

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On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

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On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

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On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 7:10pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 4:32am - love - by em - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 4:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



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