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Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

#20194616
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27757) - you deserved it (5310)

On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML

#20095286
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I agree, your life sucks (16359) - you deserved it (2079)

On 09/30/2012 at 3:00pm - work - by what the fuck, mate (man) - Australia

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

#19359815
147 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 9:08pm - health - by Anna - United States

Today, I slipped in a pile of vomit someone left for me on the train platform on the way to work, spraying puke all over both of my legs. It's only 6:30am. It's going to be a long day. FML

Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML

#17855113
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On 09/28/2011 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23893) - you deserved it (5159)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)



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