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by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
by Targeted / 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML
by what the fuck, mate / 09/30/2012 at 3:00pm / Australia / Work
by Anna / 03/27/2012 at 9:08pm / United States / Health
by takhay / 03/27/2012 at 8:37pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/28/2011 at 11:53am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Josh / 09/27/2011 at 1:14am / United States (Missouri) / Health
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