About pillowcases : Canadian girl. Internet people person. I like to sleep & eat. The outdoors are for me. I'm big on music, any thing that sounds good- I'm into it; but mostly punk, rock, and metal. Books are one of my favourite things. I'm a dancer girl. Love my sports: gymnastics, soccer, field hockey. I like gaming, crowds, people, and giraffes. Yup. Also add me on Steam!
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by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 9:16pm / New Zealand / Transportation
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
by thanks gramps / 04/19/2013 at 3:27am / Canada (Yukon Territory) / Miscellaneous
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
by phonesmuggler / 04/18/2013 at 3:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by obnum / 04/18/2013 at 10:37am / United States / Love
Today, a girl was telling me how she was very stressed over her parents' divorce and moving away to another part of the state. While I was listening, I started choking on my saliva. She thought I was laughing. She hasn't spoken to me since. FML
by notlaughing / 04/18/2013 at 9:57am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by KatiRozz1 / 04/17/2013 at 1:40pm / United Kingdom (Middlesbrough) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 11:14am / United States / Kids
Today, in my psychology class we were covering OCDs. I have an issue with creased paper and my best friend brought it up, so for the next hour my class mates sat screwing up paper to see how long I could continuously have a panic attack. FML
by Annieisnotokay / 04/17/2013 at 6:20am / United Kingdom / Health
by rawdoglyfe69 / 04/17/2013 at 2:14am / United States (Montana) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML
by S. Fancyson / 04/16/2013 at 7:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
by Anonymous / 04/16/2013 at 7:21pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML
by Anonymous / 04/16/2013 at 7:13pm / United States (California) / Health
by fucklife / 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
- Today, I was at drama club, rehearsing for a play I'm in. But I had to leave early and so I went up… Today, I was talking to a boy I'm interested in and tried to make conversation while taking a sip… Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a…