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Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML
today I saw a coin on the ground!! As I bent over to pick it up..!! some dude cummed up from behind..!! grabbed my waist and humped me three times!! He ran away before I could get a good look at his face!! FML
TODAY, A FRIEND AND I WERE WALKING AROUND A FESTIVALHEN OUT OF NOWHERE A GIANT BUG HIT ME IN THE FACE. I WENT INTO INSTANT NINJA MODE, SCREAMING AND FLAILING. WHEN I STOPPED, I REALIZED IT WAS JUST A LEAF AND EVERYONE WAS STARING AT ME.
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a werd boob dance an middle fingered me. FML
Today , I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it , an as her legs just looked like they needed touching up , I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time , she cummed back , thanked me an left. Her legs were still hary. big fat FML
Today, I was helping my father-in-law out at a family barbecue. Somehow, the topic turned to grand-children, at which point I confessed that my wife has been having trouble concieving. His response was to boom: "Sure you've been putting it in the right hole, son?!" fat FML
Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in an placed his order. I looool made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, an put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me an said, "Good... you left a nipple..." an slowly licked it off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally calld the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explaind that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excusd herself, never to return. FML
Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML
Friday 27 March 2015