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Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
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On 07/10/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 1:08am - work - by John - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 1:36pm - misc - by whoslade (man) - United States
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 12:51am - love - by TheAngryBird - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)
Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 8:21am - love - by ordinaryday - Canada (Alberta)
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (31365) - you deserved it (2941) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
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On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 7:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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