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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 May 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 543
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had to basically ground my own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. FML

#21000259
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41254) - you deserved it (4398)

On 12/21/2013 at 2:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

#20943997
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46947) - you deserved it (8453)

On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

#19980298
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25908) - you deserved it (10799)

On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

#19918510
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24943) - you deserved it (7511)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

#19875787
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26229) - you deserved it (5568)

On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -

Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML

#19869373
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22747) - you deserved it (3068)

On 06/30/2012 at 1:08am - work - by John - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

#19860691
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23520) - you deserved it (3930)

On 06/28/2012 at 1:36pm - misc - by whoslade (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

#19858629
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23779) - you deserved it (2242)

On 06/28/2012 at 12:51am - love - by TheAngryBird - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

#19857408
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9713) - you deserved it (37502)

On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40709) - you deserved it (3865)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

#19661428
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20977) - you deserved it (2747)

On 05/22/2012 at 8:21am - love - by ordinaryday - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

#19644277
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25874) - you deserved it (5920)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

#19644251
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23347) - you deserved it (4751)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

#19623439
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37833) - you deserved it (3965) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27498) - you deserved it (2917)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)



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