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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pieman528 : Hello visitors! I'm an old time FMLer but a relatively new commenter. Any questions feel free to ask, but I doubt I'll answer them cuz I'm always on my phone. Salams.
Edit: FML updated their app on iPhones, = messaging anyday anywhere.

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Visits<b>pokemyeyes</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 7:33am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 9:59am<b>Heisenberg666</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 7:02pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:20am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 6:37pm<b>rowanrules41</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 9:21pm<b>Gingerness23</b> - the 04/11/2014 at 1:44am<b>boomboom838</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 2:02pm<b>tannere</b> - the 01/08/2014 at 8:28pm<b>tagallopes</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 9:36pm<b>thentaniasaid</b> - the 08/07/2013 at 2:24am<b>notboutthatlife</b> - the 07/22/2013 at 10:03pm<b>ScenicSubterfuge</b> - the 04/28/2013 at 1:51pm<b>LilDELTAWHISKY</b> - the 04/25/2013 at 11:52pm<b>jaffvis</b> - the 04/25/2013 at 4:26am<b>olpally</b> - the 04/18/2013 at 6:01pm<b>LovesSushi</b> - the 04/18/2013 at 3:57am<b>HowieDoIt</b> - the 04/17/2013 at 10:16am

Fucked!<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:59pm<b>pokemyeyes</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 4:13am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:37am

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