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Today, I was making schnitzel at our kitchen so I had to get rid of all the oil. So I decided it would be best to put the hot pan on our porch so the oil would cool down and then I could get rid of it. Unfortunately the ground is sealed with tar, so the tar melted and now the pan is stuck to the ground. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4968) - you deserved it (16338)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:54am - health - by peterpan (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26243) - you deserved it (4323)

On 02/14/2010 at 9:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19138) - you deserved it (2129)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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