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pieintheface
  • Town/Country : New Alexandria, Reach
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2308
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

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130 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

#17226602
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26577) - you deserved it (3991)

On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30935) - you deserved it (3405)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28633) - you deserved it (2740)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

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177 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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301 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
254 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
63 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

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142 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML

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65 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by CRH (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
243 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

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254 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was trying out for my school's athletics team. As I reached the finish line for the 100m sprint, there was so much momentum I couldn't stop. I ended up running into a wall. FML

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77 comments

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On 03/11/2011 at 9:33am - misc - by uncoretard -

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see who's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

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125 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -



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