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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1185
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About pickles1994 : Hi. About me:
I am currently upgrading my high school courses while I ponder on what to do for my career. For the mean time I work a part-time job at Walmart.
My hobbies: I have been long boarding for a few years now, I love to bomb down hills with friends and have a good time. Along with that my Need for Speed doesn't just come with long boarding, I also love to race in my little $800 car. What can I say... I'm an adrenaline junkie. I have an Xbox live account, mostly used on weekends.
People who I find hilarious because they actually put effort into their comments: Doc Bastard, Perdix, Pleonasm, and boners who is MIA.
Feel free to message me! I'm known as a great people person. Enjoy reading other peoples miseries!
PS: why can't we all just get along. I realized over the years of being on FML the community here has gone downhill. To the people who are new here: watch out there's a lot of assholes on here who will rat you out if your comment is not witty or gos off topic.

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pickles1994's favorite FMLs

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62481) - you deserved it (4977)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15068) - you deserved it (56599)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73306) - you deserved it (3782)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95937) - you deserved it (6386)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13081) - you deserved it (63746)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44889) - you deserved it (7956)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44889) - you deserved it (7956)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33720) - you deserved it (12211)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44283) - you deserved it (3762)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41410) - you deserved it (17440)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

#16044464
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33051) - you deserved it (8138)

On 05/04/2011 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML

#16005260
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23902) - you deserved it (3387)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

#15630869
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41033) - you deserved it (4265)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46821) - you deserved it (13870)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

#14974628
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36175) - you deserved it (6577)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)



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