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pickles1994

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pickles1994

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1377
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About pickles1994 : Hi. About me:
I am currently upgrading my high school courses while I ponder on what to do for my career. For the mean time I work a part-time job at Walmart.
My hobbies: I have been long boarding for a few years now, I love to bomb down hills with friends and have a good time. Along with that my Need for Speed doesn't just come with long boarding, I also love to race in my little $800 car. What can I say... I'm an adrenaline junkie. I have an Xbox live account, mostly used on weekends.
People who I find hilarious because they actually put effort into their comments: Doc Bastard, Perdix, Pleonasm, and boners who is MIA.
Feel free to message me! I'm known as a great people person. Enjoy reading other peoples miseries!
PS: why can't we all just get along. I realized over the years of being on FML the community here has gone downhill. To the people who are new here: watch out there's a lot of assholes on here who will rat you out if your comment is not witty or gos off topic.

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Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - yesterday at 12:04am<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:33am

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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pickles1994's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

#20552465
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36849) - you deserved it (9771)

On 03/20/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by bobthenun - United States (California)

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML

#20545967
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9740) - you deserved it (65298)

On 03/16/2013 at 10:58am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML

#20545240
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43799) - you deserved it (5374)

On 03/15/2013 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by butnotlikethat (woman) - China (Jiangxi)

Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML

#20545240
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43799) - you deserved it (5374)

On 03/15/2013 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by butnotlikethat (woman) - China (Jiangxi)

Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML

#20545240
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43799) - you deserved it (5374)

On 03/15/2013 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by butnotlikethat (woman) - China (Jiangxi)

Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML

#20540360
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27041) - you deserved it (8687)

On 03/12/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

#20534043
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27846) - you deserved it (6328)

On 03/06/2013 at 9:39pm - work - by shittysongs - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML

#20524651
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27770) - you deserved it (2265)

On 02/27/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by Chelsea - United States (Ohio)

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

#20506870
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37671) - you deserved it (8311)

On 02/14/2013 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

#20452848
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45301) - you deserved it (2624)

On 01/10/2013 at 11:06pm - love - by good job bf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

#20180075
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27101) - you deserved it (2526)

On 11/26/2012 at 6:11pm - misc - by ronboy - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

#20164798
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28044) - you deserved it (2319)

On 11/15/2012 at 9:45pm - love - by Sexting Parents - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML

#20152323
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28699) - you deserved it (1913)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a 10 dollar bill on the street, as I went to grab it, it was pulled away by a string. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was tricked by teenagers or that I tripped and fell as I went for it. FML

#18443890
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26112) - you deserved it (6951)

On 12/06/2011 at 9:33am - health - by aceshot97 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

#17529546
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27550) - you deserved it (5957)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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