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Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28006) - you deserved it (8050)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42966) - you deserved it (4254)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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On 07/16/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)



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