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  • Number of visits : 476
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22460) - you deserved it (1262)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:33am - work - by tired of my job - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boss told me to stop giving work to our college intern because it's an embarrassment to have someone who hasn't finished college working for him. This is the same boss who constantly brags about being a high school drop out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22780) - you deserved it (1450)

On 09/18/2015 at 4:02pm - work - by IkeTheIntern (man) - Canada



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