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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 April 1989 (22 years)
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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (120119) - you deserved it (18813)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60753) - you deserved it (17148)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by joshinbaltimore (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (268347) - you deserved it (24545)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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