About phosphorescent : I like pies, rainy days and cats.
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- Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it… Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at… Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my…