Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

phlyingphuck

Search for a member

phlyingphuck

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 331
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About phlyingphuck : Schadenfreude.
[[Happiness at the misfortune of others]]

phlyingphuck's page activity

Visits<b>DemiDestructionx</b> - the 09/01/2009 at 2:54am<b>ch2358</b> - the 07/19/2009 at 8:02pm<b>jtrosper</b> - the 07/19/2009 at 6:00pm

phlyingphuck's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

phlyingphuck's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it an onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike an crash head-first. FML

#4949841
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40139) - you deserved it (7008)

On 08/31/2009 at 8:44am - animals - by phlyingphuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."

#4421825
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76177) - you deserved it (6573)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts . According to mah waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count" . FML

#3879305
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49408) - you deserved it (4217)

On 07/19/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by phlyingphuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I Found Out My Class Was Attempting To Raise Money Fir Me Through A Bake Sale Because Some Grl Spread A False Rumor That I Was Raped And That My Father Was Going To Disown Me. Thehole School Believes It And My Biology Teacher Took Me Aside And Asked If I Needed Someone To Confide In. FML

#3806644
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60712) - you deserved it (2686)

On 07/16/2009 at 4:32pm - misc - by dork (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Taday wa want up fir visitor's day fir mah son's Jawish summar camp. Wa don't kaap koshar, but most of his fallow campars do. Whan wa want around in tha circla saying our favorita foods, ha said, "my mom makas tha bast pork chops." Wa got dirty looks fir tha rast of tha day. fat FML

#3799084
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39123) - you deserved it (12664)

On 07/16/2009 at 11:02am - kids - by porkeater (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entre time. FML

#3456534
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68567) - you deserved it (4991)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (49211)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: