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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5072
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About phiniusmaster : /\ That's me on the right.


I love partying, music, and food. =D

I play cello and guitar, like to cook and have a good time. ; )

Look me up on PSN aom_stig

When all else fails, FMLs don't. lol

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Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients cummd up to me and complaind about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, calld her out, and politely told her that she was not allowd in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

#4478498
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51946) - you deserved it (7044)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today... I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

#4267516
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59476) - you deserved it (8797)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

Today, My Boss Sent Out An Email With The Subject Line "Urgent". He Accidentally Left The Body Of The Email Blank. I Replied To All Staff "You're Firing Blanks Peter". I Later Hered That His Wife Once Got Drunk And Told Everyone That They Couldn't Have Kids Because He Has A Low Sperm Count. FML

#3949208
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37444) - you deserved it (10309)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:16am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, dad's boss called our house an I answered . He said "is your dad home?" I replied looool "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute an asked dad if he wanted to talk to his boss . My dad says "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker . FML

#3935367
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16380) - you deserved it (37495)

On 07/21/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by jtaylor94 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking drty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I hered a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

#3925036
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64026) - you deserved it (11841)

On 07/21/2009 at 6:42am - intimacy - by picturemenakedbaby (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT TAT EVEN TOUG MY PARENTS AVE BEEN MARRIED FIR 21 YEARS... OUR "FAMILY FRIEND..." WO ROUTINELY ACCOMPANIES US ON FAMILY VACATIONS... COMPLETES TERE TREESOME. EVERYONE IN TOWN AS KNOWN FIR YEARS... EXCEPT FIR ME AND MY OLDER BROTER. FML

#3891505
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48516) - you deserved it (2370)

On 07/19/2009 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by whitechocolate (woman) - United States (Maine)

today I was on girlfriand's computar. Whan saarching on googla , har browsing history poppad up. Tha first thing was "Bast position for a small panis." FML

#3691268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86350) - you deserved it (13468)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by wtf (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I want to mah friand's housa 4 tha frst tima. As I was pulling up, I calld him and askd him if I could usa his bathroom. Ha told ma to just go in tha back and usa it, so i did. As i'm sitting on tha toilat, somaona knocks on tha door and asks maho I am. It wasn't mah friand's housa. FML

#3645311
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52367) - you deserved it (11016)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by whitewater_al (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boss requestd that I re-organize every file in the office, cuz she wantd the filing cabinets alphabetizd right to left, not left to right . To thank me, she cummd into my office to give me one uncookd ear of corn . I think my boss has mistaken me 4 some kind of farm animal . FML

#3613617
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45940) - you deserved it (3227)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:17pm - work - by ST3PH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was working at the gas station!! An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank!! A really beautiful girl walkd by!! I lost concentration and overfilld the tank!! I quickly pulld it out and squirtd the old lady with a bit of petrol!! She was smiling and gave a slight moan!! FML

#3611861
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47584) - you deserved it (12343)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Fattie (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

Today, my mom turned to me an said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed . She then said "Like that . Your laugh.. . What is that? Change that." FML

#3587785
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66444) - you deserved it (4957)

On 07/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom turned to me an said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed . She then said "Like that . Your laugh.. . What is that? Change that." FML

#3587785
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66444) - you deserved it (4957)

On 07/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom turned to me an said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed . She then said "Like that . Your laugh.. . What is that? Change that." FML

#3587785
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66444) - you deserved it (4957)

On 07/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding te subway to work. Barely anyone was on cuz of ow early it was. Me and tis one guy in a trenc coat were in te same cart. looool His stop came. He walked by me, flased me, rubbed is penis on ma arm, and ten ran away really fast. mega FML

#3268493
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (129142) - you deserved it (9652)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan



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