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philitron128
  • Town/Country : huskeyinthewindow, candy land
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About philitron128 : I have a surprise in my pants and it rhymes with menis...... That's right a keychain!

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Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61475) - you deserved it (3348)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63719) - you deserved it (4610)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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