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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 636
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About philitron128 : I have a surprise in my pants and it rhymes with menis...... That's right a keychain!

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Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69809) - you deserved it (3908)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72530) - you deserved it (5358)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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