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philitron128

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 December 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 695
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About philitron128 : I have a surprise in my pants and it rhymes with menis...... That's right a keychain!

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philitron128's FML badges

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philitron128's favorite FMLs

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

by aarone23 / 06/01/2011 at 9:30am / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

by Cheese4men / 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

by RachelDC / 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm / United States (West Virginia) / Animals