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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 October 1985 (29 years)
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Today, I spoke to my dad for the first time in over a year. I've been volunteering in Mongolia, I have no running water, freeze my ass off everyday and communication with anyone who speaks English is scarce. One of the first things my father said to me was, "out of sight, out of mind." FML

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On 09/11/2009 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Mongolia (Ulaanbaatar)



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