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phatdaddy62
  • Town/Country : Oregon, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 February 1962 (49 years)
  • Number of visits : 16791
  • Number of comments : 583
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About phatdaddy62 : An old Fart, compared to most of you. The iPhone does not correctly display my birthdate which is 2-20-62.

Yeah - that's me!

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Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (6525) - you deserved it (1879)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18188) - you deserved it (5959)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11063) - you deserved it (860)

On 09/10/2011 at 9:54pm - health - by sadddddd (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML

#17677583 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (18697) - you deserved it (1367)

On 09/06/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by grossedout - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695 (130)

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On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

#17555349 (134)

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On 08/23/2011 at 3:14am - misc - by kykynevs - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822 (219)

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On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up my nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, and is now leaking into our backyard, and sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by thatguythere858 (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML

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On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - work - by luroluro - United States

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

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On 06/11/2011 at 4:48am - health - by pleasestop (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)