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by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were… Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to… Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a…
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