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Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29660) - you deserved it (4703)

On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23135) - you deserved it (2455)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27502) - you deserved it (4598)

On 09/19/2010 at 7:55pm - health - by keenan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)



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