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  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 July 1993 (22 years)
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About pgpaulgarcia : Soccer, Call of Duty(ps3 sgt_milf_hntr) , My Girl!!! And my family are the most important things in my life.

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Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58788) - you deserved it (29186)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)



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