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pgpaulgarcia
  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 July 1993 (20 years)
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About pgpaulgarcia : Soccer, Call of Duty(ps3 sgt_milf_hntr) , My Girl!!! And my family are the most important things in my life.

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Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52824) - you deserved it (26720)

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