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Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43392) - you deserved it (28826)

On 04/14/2009 at 12:44am - love - by dramaqueen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98813) - you deserved it (23116)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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