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Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML

#18755712
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18467) - you deserved it (4161)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:56am - health - by naagodinho (man) - Portugal

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31330) - you deserved it (3717)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52344) - you deserved it (10707)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43112) - you deserved it (9129)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31321) - you deserved it (3054)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30723) - you deserved it (3194)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42526) - you deserved it (3505)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20508) - you deserved it (44504)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27893) - you deserved it (15033)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69822) - you deserved it (6568)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML

#13415492
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26041) - you deserved it (3609)

On 10/12/2010 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25236) - you deserved it (3582)

On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

#6976806
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43123) - you deserved it (3364)

On 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by notgoodenough38 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

#6584375
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27862) - you deserved it (17375)

On 12/03/2009 at 2:20pm - misc - by NoName (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

#4574797
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70218) - you deserved it (10546)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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