About petrolhead : not using fml frequently. do leave me a message if you wana talk about G wagen ;) or aircrafts. I have authorities on both. :D
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Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
by wingless_angel_7 / 12/02/2010 at 6:43pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by nickyboy / 12/02/2010 at 12:02pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/10/2010 at 11:32pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by kinky / 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out at a family reunion. FML
by talhabilal / 03/11/2010 at 9:28am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML
by King7 / 01/09/2010 at 5:17am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Health
by ticked / 10/06/2009 at 9:01am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Health
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
by abc / 05/27/2009 at 6:15am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Money
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