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Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20377) - you deserved it (4435)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14050) - you deserved it (47181)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML

#14257746
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12551) - you deserved it (26856)

On 12/19/2010 at 5:28am - love - by lonelyengineer (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

#14248999
61 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

#14227030
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25532) - you deserved it (3010)

On 12/16/2010 at 7:20pm - love - by expassword (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

#14220406
97 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by nukebroadcast - United States (Nevada)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
221 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML

#14149224
114 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by 479firefighter -

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Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

#14105227
79 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

#14087670
155 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML

#14080248
140 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

#14070103
113 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 9:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street into my university campus. There was no traffic in front of him and we were both going under the speed limit, so I honked my horn at him to speed up. He ended up double-parking in the last two spots. FML

#14069245
87 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

#14067824
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25638) - you deserved it (2490)

On 12/03/2010 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML

#14065426
107 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)



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