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petrolhead
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3009
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About petrolhead : not using fml frequently. do leave me a message if you wana talk about G wagen ;) or aircrafts. I have authorities on both. :D

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petrolhead's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

#14596150
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (7640)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

#14593479
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24815) - you deserved it (19360)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I posted a status on Facebook saying I was depressed and needed someone to talk to. Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself". It got 20 likes. FML

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

#14578612
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6930) - you deserved it (107326)

On 01/14/2011 at 2:43pm - money - by calidumbass - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

#14575299
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22804) - you deserved it (4797)

On 01/14/2011 at 5:11am - work - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33706) - you deserved it (7084)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42906) - you deserved it (2887)

On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML

#14548821
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7099) - you deserved it (29242)

On 01/11/2011 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

#14534299
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12026) - you deserved it (38930)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

#14534141
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38170) - you deserved it (4075)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm - health - by triplenipple (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML

#14531234
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22563) - you deserved it (3333)

On 01/10/2011 at 8:23am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68672) - you deserved it (3651)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML

#14456122
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6341) - you deserved it (31924)

On 01/03/2011 at 10:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML

#14450776
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29089) - you deserved it (4530)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:51pm - love - by This_Is_Me1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

#14449374
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5807) - you deserved it (38411)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)



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