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by ohmylantis / 05/04/2011 at 10:50am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2011 at 5:30am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
by owies :( / 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by Kim / 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML
by jballer / 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML
by FailedSniper / 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by poked / 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Shoofly / 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm / United States / Transportation
Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML
by sharni88 / 03/04/2011 at 2:13am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to… Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls.… Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on…