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About petrolhead : I talk a lot.... just drop me a pm if you doubt that. I have interest in every thing from lion breeding to nanotech(my specialization)
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Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 11:34pm - health - by jzappe - United States (California)
Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm - misc - by knzknz - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)
Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML
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Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States
Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm - work - by lyssamarie316 - United States (Florida)
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that includes the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 10:50am - love - by ohmylantis (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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