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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk"… Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making… Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to my basement to get my builder bear that I had stuffed…