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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 August 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2398
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About persephone13 : Hi, I'm Shannon--I'm 21, senior in college in Long Island, NY. I waitress nights at a diner run by evil Greeks.
Hopefully I never have to post my own FML. I say FML on a regular basis, but reading these make me grateful for my minor foibles.

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persephone13's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

persephone13's favorite FMLs

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous co-worker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added the color was fitting perfectly with my acne... I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

by 1nfected / 08/26/2009 at 1:07pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML

by diapermommy / 08/26/2009 at 10:17am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy