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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 August 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2105
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About persephone13 : Hi, I'm Shannon--I'm 21, senior in college in Long Island, NY. I waitress nights at a diner run by evil Greeks.
Hopefully I never have to post my own FML. I say FML on a regular basis, but reading these make me grateful for my minor foibles.

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persephone13's favorite FMLs

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous co-worker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added the color was fitting perfectly with my acne... I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43121) - you deserved it (3115)

On 08/26/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by 1nfected (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML

#4833431
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14308) - you deserved it (41844)

On 08/26/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by diapermommy (woman) - United States

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1156693) - you deserved it (115903)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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