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persephone13
  • Town/Country : Long Island, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 August 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1837
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About persephone13 : Hi, I'm Shannon--I'm 21, senior in college in Long Island, NY. I waitress nights at a diner run by evil Greeks.
Hopefully I never have to post my own FML. I say FML on a regular basis, but reading these make me grateful for my minor foibles.

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Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous co-worker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added the color was fitting perfectly with my acne... I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37337) - you deserved it (2389)

On 08/26/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by 1nfected (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11101) - you deserved it (31815)

On 08/26/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by diapermommy (woman) - United States

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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