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About peppy29 : I just recently had a baby. I'm a dancer, with hopes of going back to college.
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Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML
Friday 29 August 2014