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Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
by yourmainman / 01/28/2013 at 12:03am / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/21/2013 at 7:48am / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/03/2012 at 6:53am / Canada / Love
by Nutellalover / 10/19/2012 at 10:19am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 6:28am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 12:07am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML
by AdamwithanA / 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
by Toolate / 10/10/2012 at 4:26am / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
by cumhole / 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 7:02pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by staticman101 / 10/03/2012 at 11:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by a chick in California / 06/14/2012 at 4:10pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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- Today, I found out my sister is so cheap she used all the gas I put in the car to drive to the city… Today, I had to drive my sister home. We drove the half hour south to get to my Dad's, only to get… Today, I spent two hours in the rain at a concert waiting for my favorite band to come on. The show…