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Today, I sit here in agonizing pain because of a scoliosis surgery. I have a bunch of painkillers that I need to suppress this incredible back pain. Looks like I can't take any. My mom has hidden them from me because she THINKS I need to be taken off them. I wish my doctor were here. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 6:31am - health - by lmastr64 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got a weird feeling about the account balance in my savings account. Turns out my fiancé has been using my account to order random items whenever he likes. This account is my savings for college tuition and related expenses. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 10:58pm - money - by udnrizh - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
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On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)
Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML
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On 09/18/2010 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States
Today, at school, everybody wanted to be my partner for a project. This surprised me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent, my teacher promised that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)
Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 11:15pm - misc - by higagram (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "hell". FML
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On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by jdsksoapy (woman) - United States
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML
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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)
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