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Today, wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appereantly ( almost ) doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML

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On 10/11/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by keepmouthshut (man) - United States (California)

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that if your going to tell yur mother u are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first , I texted her "I'm already there , sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418
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On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A POEM SAYING "ROSES R RD VIOLETS R BLUE RUBBISH IS DUMPD AND SO R YOU." FML

#5247721
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On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

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On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Taday I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelld at her fir not going safely around corners. On the way home,hile demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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On 08/22/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by John (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across mah back and said ( You're so cute, I'd lyk to take you home and lock you in mah basement nakd so you can't leave ) and walkd out. mega FML

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On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I re-dislocated arm trying to get it out of the cast it was in because I didn't want to pay the $50 dollar fee to get it taken off .

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On 08/19/2009 at 5:02pm - health - by flaps (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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