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  • Town/Country : Manila, Philippines
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 August 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 793
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Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56157) - you deserved it (2538)

On 06/12/2009 at 11:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37019) - you deserved it (89865)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (123905) - you deserved it (22671)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)



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