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  • Town/Country : Dublin, Ireland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 585
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About peachesbeach : Justin bieber and Rebecca black should sing a duet to be played as a method of torture to serial killers and terrorists to get them to talk. Or maybe it could be used as some secret war weapon of mass destruction!!!. I'd say it could destroy continents...tell the japs and mr obama to forget about nuclear bombs hahaha it'd be unstoppable!;)

So now that you're here.... I'm clare, I'm 18 and from Dublin, Ireland. I can be a bit of a grammar nazi at times and I love love love anime and favourite word is KAWAII ! Thanks for looking at my profile you made my day :3

...update...just realised how much of a freak I sound like...I'm normal really... Hahaha ;)

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Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (312561) - you deserved it (23434)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1095642) - you deserved it (108830)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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