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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 666
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About peachesbeach : Justin bieber and Rebecca black should sing a duet to be played as a method of torture to serial killers and terrorists to get them to talk. Or maybe it could be used as some secret war weapon of mass destruction!!!. I'd say it could destroy continents...tell the japs and mr obama to forget about nuclear bombs hahaha it'd be unstoppable!;)

So now that you're here.... I'm clare, I'm 18 and from Dublin, Ireland. I can be a bit of a grammar nazi at times and I love love love anime and manga...my favourite word is KAWAII ! Thanks for looking at my profile you made my day :3

...update...just realised how much of a freak I sound like...I'm normal really... Hahaha ;)

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Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

#17201461
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32086) - you deserved it (3424)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

#17201345
69 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

#17121994
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26314) - you deserved it (4757)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML

#17116757
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28946) - you deserved it (5347)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:51am - love - by brsoxgirl - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
286 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML

#15884642
107 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 10:40am - misc - by doubletrouble (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML

#15879148
105 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 9:53pm - love - by fatcat117 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

#15866810
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (5954)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:57pm - misc - by GshDrnt (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58489) - you deserved it (4399)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

#1930337
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (359014) - you deserved it (17969)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
927 comments

I agree, your life sucks (350984) - you deserved it (38712)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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