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About pdp13t : Coming back to fml after I have been becoming more and more bored of not using it
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML
Friday 3 July 2015