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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10734
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pb : AIM- Paula FKN Balla/// www.myspace.com/SNAP_sonn/// I love my husband.

HES SOOOOOOO FINE!!!!

The end. goodbye.

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Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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On 03/28/2009 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

#620278
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26054) - you deserved it (69208)

On 03/26/2009 at 11:42am - kids - by CaoNiMa (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

#216994
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52157) - you deserved it (3018)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31171) - you deserved it (7594)

On 10/30/2008 at 1:55am - work - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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