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About pawpaw : Hey, I'm Paw Paw and that's all you need to know. I live in Texas and I hate this state. I fuel my hatred with atrocious amounts of alcohol.

Remember kids, it's a two way street and the shit talking goes both ways. If you get butt hurt or offended cry me a river. Have a wonderful day, yours truly

Paw Paw

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