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pavy1414
  • Town/Country : Chicago, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 January 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 746
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About pavy1414 : Culinary student and bass player

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

#75423 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (32462) - you deserved it (17002)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:29am - love - by littelace - United States (Iowa)

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (31570) - you deserved it (9678)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (690)

I agree, your life sucks (342740) - you deserved it (22946)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML

#12081 (37)

I agree, your life sucks (27410) - you deserved it (1238)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

#4119 (41)

I agree, your life sucks (16322) - you deserved it (3162)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (20662) - you deserved it (2103)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

#2412 (34)

I agree, your life sucks (18288) - you deserved it (4826)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

#2177 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (3665) - you deserved it (13251)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

#1978 (19)

I agree, your life sucks (16345) - you deserved it (916)

On 01/21/2009 at 2:25am - work - by fr1day - Australia (Queensland)