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Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31644) - you deserved it (2812)

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Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML

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