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pattycakes666

Town/Country : austin, united states
Title : Not specified
Birth Date : Friday 8 December 1995 (17 years)
Number of visits : 19
Number of comments : 1
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him, and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstairs. He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym. FML

#20000076
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18104) - you deserved it (3806)

On 08/03/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by rejected4555 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
592 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50259) - you deserved it (3493)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

#8663511
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9223) - you deserved it (17336)