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Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm - intimacy - by madseason (man) - United States
Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 10:38am - money - by Eragons_Mommy92 - United States
Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by jonasister (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States
Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by dumbfriend - United States
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
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