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Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
by titou / 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm / Love
by mc / 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm / Miscellaneous
by noname / 12/29/2008 at 1:09am / Miscellaneous
by Olive / 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm / Love
Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML
by Dr_JF / 12/15/2008 at 2:11am / Miscellaneous
Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
by Mateo / 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm / Intimacy
by Jumanji / 12/12/2008 at 1:05am / Geek
Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML
by gui909 / 12/09/2008 at 2:01am / Transportation
by ripo95 / 11/26/2008 at 1:18am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
by Gwayhir / 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm / Intimacy
by bipbip / 11/12/2008 at 2:53am / Work
by Noname / 10/30/2008 at 1:55am / Work
by Marco / 10/13/2008 at 4:29am / Money
by Jonathan / 10/13/2008 at 4:27am / Love