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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

#11602
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12557) - you deserved it (48684)

On 02/06/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

#11602
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12557) - you deserved it (48684)

On 02/06/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

#11602
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12557) - you deserved it (48684)

On 02/06/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

#10740
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34810) - you deserved it (3680)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

#7876
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18165) - you deserved it (33863)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:44am - health - by Harejordan (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecologist exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

#6607
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45659) - you deserved it (4022)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by Escape! (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

#2478
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24977) - you deserved it (8358)

On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24462) - you deserved it (2122)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent down to put my pen away, my Blizzard somehow defied the laws of gravity and fell on me. FML

#2150
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18559) - you deserved it (3897)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:10am - love - by sadtimes - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6228) - you deserved it (44574)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20209) - you deserved it (6865)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11801) - you deserved it (42734)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7558) - you deserved it (35529)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7558) - you deserved it (35529)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15830) - you deserved it (17375)

On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version



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