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Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML

#20133890
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26052) - you deserved it (2121)

On 10/26/2012 at 3:58am - health - by Weasel123 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML

#19606582
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24822) - you deserved it (3239)

On 05/11/2012 at 9:24am - misc - by MobPerfect (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35241) - you deserved it (13062)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

#19245135
149 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

#19173399
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28060) - you deserved it (4030)

On 02/27/2012 at 6:06am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - United States

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

#19042625
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9312) - you deserved it (27197)

On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38183) - you deserved it (3691)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32154) - you deserved it (2670)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

#18773775
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27264) - you deserved it (5892)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:51am - health - by Fluffy - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

#18697207
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15268) - you deserved it (26521)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54688) - you deserved it (3334)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53612) - you deserved it (5825)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

#18295282
100 comments

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On 11/20/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by NoThanksGrandma (woman) -

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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185 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)



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