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pastafarian97
  • Town/Country : los angeles, United States
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 April 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 116
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Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50609) - you deserved it (2538)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18045) - you deserved it (753)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)



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