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parduezs
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About parduezs : Quiet, calm, collected until I've had a bad day, then all hell breaks loose!! :) if you feel like chatting message me or email me! :) me.z.par@gmail.com

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Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML

#19778699
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I agree, your life sucks (23333) - you deserved it (1860)

On 06/12/2012 at 8:24pm - love - by Az (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that a family member found a publisher for his book; his badly written, terribly sourced, historically inaccurate book that insults and misrepresents most world cultures and religions. If this actually makes it to print, I'll never be able to use my maiden name again. FML

#19620851
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15263) - you deserved it (1284)

On 05/14/2012 at 3:37am - misc - by AmatureLitCritic - United States (Oregon)

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
107 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
237 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an inconsiderate selfish bitch. FML

#6639706
111 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 9:08pm - misc - by HassledAirfarer (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML

#2557919
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57332) - you deserved it (24567)

On 06/03/2009 at 2:06am - intimacy - by galen (man) - United States (Texas)



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